Author • Podcaster • Comic Storyteller
January
Jones
83 years of stories.
And she's nowhere near finished.
Chapter Two
She's got
a few stories.
Some funny. Some unbelievable. All worth reading.
The Glitter Granny
Growing older doesn't mean fading into the background.
Keep on Glittering & Glowing.
Meet the Glitter Granny →Featured Now
January Jones Live
McCurdy's Comedy Club
Sarasota, Florida
Showtime 7:00 PM
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Author • Podcaster • Humorist
January
Jones
Living, loving, laughing…and still refusing to whine.
83 years of stories.
And she's nowhere near finished.
Thou Shalt Not Whine
The Eleventh Commandment — Revised & Updated
20 years later… and I'm still not whining!
A revised and updated 2026 edition of her humorous guide to what we whine about, why we do it, and how to stop. Each chapter connects directly to a video performance.
January's taking the stage.
One night only. Don't miss it.
January's Stand-Up Debut
McCurdy's Comedy Club
Sarasota, Florida
Comic Author January Jones aka The Glitter Granny performs her stand-up debut, sharing stories from her YouTube channel about flirting with legendary Charles Lindbergh and working for the CIA. Free admission with a 2-drink minimum at this historic comedy venue. Do join in the fun!
Live at McCurdy's Comedy Club
Comic Author January Jones aka The Glitter Granny made her stand-up debut at McCurdy's Comedy Club on October 14, 2026. Watch her share stories about flirting with legendary Charles Lindbergh and working for the CIA.
January's on the air.
YouTube is now the primary destination for January's latest video content and comedy performances. Her podcast catalog continues to be available across major podcast networks.
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Podcast Catalog
January Jones Sharing Senior Success — available across numerous podcast networks.
Browse the Vault83 Years.
Thousands of Conversations.
One Very Unordinary Life.
Stewardess, CIA operative, test pilot's widow, bestselling author, podcaster, and — at 80+ — a stand-up comic. January has hosted more than 4,000 episodes and written the provocative Kennedy Trilogy.
Read her full storyYears Young
Media / Podcast / Radio Episodes
And Doing Comedy
Three Books. One American Story.
For decades, January Jones has explored the relationships among Jacqueline Kennedy, JFK, and Aristotle Onassis — a provocative alternative interpretation of an enduring mystery.
History Listens. Curiosity whispers. Courage tells the story.
Jackie, Ari & Jack: The Perfect Crime
The complicated relationships among Jackie, JFK, and Onassis, reimagined.
View on AmazonJackie, Ari & Jack: The Perfect Seduction
The trilogy concludes with January's most provocative interpretation yet.
View on AmazonJust when you think you know her...
Meet the
Glitter Granny.
Because growing older was never supposed to mean disappearing. January embraces glamour, humor, reinvention, and the conviction that life is meant to be enjoyed at every age.
Keep on Glittering & Glowing.
What Readers Are Saying
January Jones writes with the wisdom of experience and the wit of someone who has truly lived. Unputdownable.
Living and Dying Without Whining
Amazon Reader Review
I laughed, I cried, I called my daughter to read passages aloud. A treasure.
Thou Shalt Not Whine
Amazon Reader Review
Thou Shalt Not Whine changed how I see my daily complaints. Funny and profound.
Thou Shalt Not Whine
Amazon Reader Review
The Kennedy books are meticulously researched and deliciously provocative. Bravo.
The Kennedy Mysteries
Amazon Reader Review
Still curious? Good.
January has a lot more stories.
Invite January for an interview, podcast, speaking appearance, media conversation, or comedy opportunity.